Arse Exposure I

Many do not know, I actually had a lump in my butt ( of all places!!!). Being me, I ignore the nagging pain until one day I woke up to find myself limping and numb around the thighs! Well that got my attention and my boss accompany me to see our panel doctor and I was referred to Pantai Cheras Medical Center. But prior to that, I had to show her where is the lump on the left cheek of the butt. A bit embarrassing for me.

On the second day, I find myself at the Orthopedic Specialist Clinic exposing my arse for 2nd time to an old man. The old man is the specialist of course. Naturally the clinic nurse was there to prevent lawsuit. She is a nice lady albeit with a worse sense of direction than me. I keep telling her the lump is on the left butt, but she keep pressing the right butt. Our conversation goes...

Nurse : Sini sakit? *pressing right butt*
Me : No, Kiri.
Nurse : Oh sini? *pressing right butt*
Me : No, left side.. * stretch hand and press the lump on left butt*
Nurse : Oh... *shift hand to left butt* ..
Me : Yeah, that is where the lump is..
Nurse : Doctor the lump is here * move hand to right butt again....*
Me : What the.... left side left side..

Luckily, I got over the ordeal with doctor, correctly identifying the lump. So I was sent to do a couple of x-rays and report back to the clinic. The took my lumbar spine from all possible angles.

....TBC